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{"type":"standard","title":"Gianandrea Gavazzeni","displaytitle":"Gianandrea Gavazzeni","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q923399","titles":{"canonical":"Gianandrea_Gavazzeni","normalized":"Gianandrea Gavazzeni","display":"Gianandrea Gavazzeni"},"pageid":4237505,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni.jpg/330px-Gianandrea_Gavazzeni.jpg","width":320,"height":343},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni.jpg","width":581,"height":623},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285846150","tid":"f4949c81-1a80-11f0-ad8b-7fb573ead43e","timestamp":"2025-04-16T05:09:21Z","description":"Italian conductor and composer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gianandrea_Gavazzeni"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianandrea_Gavazzeni?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gianandrea_Gavazzeni"}},"extract":"\nGianandrea Gavazzeni was an Italian pianist, conductor, composer and musicologist.","extract_html":"
\nGianandrea Gavazzeni was an Italian pianist, conductor, composer and musicologist.
"}{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is red and smells like blue paint?","punchline":"Red paint!","id":243}
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Pole framing or post-frame construction is a simplified building technique that is an alternative to the labor-intensive traditional timber framing technique. It uses large poles or posts buried in the ground or on a foundation to provide the vertical structural support, along with girts to provide horizontal support. The method was developed and matured during the 1930s as agricultural practices changed, including the shift toward engine-powered farm equipment and the demand for cheaper, larger barns and storage areas.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Bad at golf?","punchline":"Join the club.","id":79}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Legal (song)","displaytitle":"Legal (song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6517350","titles":{"canonical":"Legal_(song)","normalized":"Legal (song)","display":"Legal (song)"},"pageid":29121503,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Snow_Legal_2002.jpeg","width":315,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Snow_Legal_2002.jpeg","width":315,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1235372719","tid":"2a8f06f4-455f-11ef-a850-c4b9925ee86b","timestamp":"2024-07-18T23:40:51Z","description":"2002 single by Snow","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_(song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_(song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Legal_(song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_(song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Legal_(song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Legal_(song)"}},"extract":"\"Legal\" is a song recorded by Canadian reggae singer Snow. It was released in October 2002 as the first single from his 2002 album, Two Hands Clapping.","extract_html":"
\"Legal\" is a song recorded by Canadian reggae singer Snow. It was released in October 2002 as the first single from his 2002 album, Two Hands Clapping.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
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