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Chris Collingwood is an American singer, songwriter, and artist. He is best known as the former lead vocalist and founding member of the power pop band Fountains of Wayne.
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Oliver Patrick Gildart is an English professional rugby league footballer who plays as a centre for the Hull KR in the Super League.
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