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Úhorná is a village and municipality in the Gelnica District in the Košice Region of eastern Slovakia. Total municipality population was in 2011 150 inhabitants.
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Tiago Brandão Rodrigues is a Portuguese politician who served as Minister of Education from 26 November 2015 until 30 March 2022. He has a PhD in biochemistry from the University of Coimbra. Rodrigues was elected by the Viana do Castelo constituency to the Assembly of the Republic in 2015 and 2022.
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Cassella is an unincorporated community in Marion Township, Mercer County, Ohio, United States. Located at 40°24′22″N 84°33′8″W, it lies at an elevation of 955 feet (291 m). Situated at the intersection of State Route 119 and Cassella-Montezuma Road in western Marion Township, it lies in the headwaters of Beaver Creek to the south of the city of Celina, the county seat of Mercer County. Other nearby communities include Maria Stein, 3 miles (4.8 km) to the east, Carthagena, 2 miles (3.2 km) to the north, and St. Henry, 4 miles (6.4 km) to the west.
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