{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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Lagertha Olea Sofie Broch was a Norwegian illustrator, children's writer, and proponent for women's rights.
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